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Delicate pink roses frame a big fat 'cunt'.  The perfect juxtaposition of vintage feminine and dirty swears.

 

  • Option 1: 'cunt'.
  • Option 2: 'fuck'
  • Option 3: 'Don't be a cunt'
  • Option 4: Bundle of options 1-3

 

Please note, this listing is for a pattern to allow you to create your own cross stitch.

It is NOT a finished item! You will receive digital (PDF) files, not a physical item.


Stats:
Canvas Size: 96 x 74 stitches (6.9” x 5.3” on 14 count Aida)*
Thread Colours: 6
Difficulty: Advanced
Stitches used: full crosses, fractional stitches, backstitching.

*This will produce a stitched piece approximately 7" x 5.5" on 14 count Aida* and is designed to fit inside a 5 x 7 flexi hoop (internal measurements 6 5/8" x 5 1/4").

 

Options 1, 2, & 3: You will receive: eight (8) PDF files:

  • 'How to Cross Stitch' guide (including all stitches you will need for this project)
  • Pattern on a single page (A4 paper)
  • Pattern on a single page (US Letter paper)
  • Pattern with no backstitching (A4 paper)
  • Pattern with no backstitching (US letter 4 paper)
  • Pattern with only backstitching (A4 paper)
  • Pattern with only backstitching (US letter 4 paper)
  • Pattern - Pattern Keeper-compatible

Each file features the pattern 3 times: as black symbols, colour symbols, and black symbols on colour squares (see sample).

 

Option 4: you will receive twenty two (22) files: one copy of all the above files for each pattern, plus a 'How to Cross Stitch' guide.

 

You will need:
•    Fabric (we recommend 14 count Aida cloth)
•    Embroidery thread / floss (pattern lists DMC brand colour codes but you can use any type)
•    Embroidery / Tapestry needle (blunt-ended)
•    Scissors / thread snips

You may find helpful:
•    Embroidery hoop (to maintain fabric tension whilst working
•    Magnetic needleminder (we sell a selection)


All patterns are designed and created by Helen of Fandom Cross Stitchery; please do not copy, resell, or otherwise redistribute my designs. ©Fandom Cross Stitchery

Delicate Floral Swears - Oval (Pattern)

PriceFrom £3.50
  • Canvas Size 96 x 74 stitches:

    • 11 count: 8.7” x 6.7” (22.2cm x 17.1cm)
    • 14 count: 6.9" x 5.3" (17.4cm x 13.4cm) (fits 5" x 7" flexi hoop)
    • 16 count: 6” x 4.6” (15.2cm x 11.7cm)
    • 18 count: 5.3" x 4.1" (13.5 x 10.4cm)
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